Sport Visionary T-Shirts

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

I need to set upmy own company.

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

Fan-Centric Stadium

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

'I just invented business!'

Deregulated Baseball

"We only invest in companies that still exist a year after running a Super Bowl ad."

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

'So, Bob, I hear you've branched out!'

"I've simplified our work process!"

'I can dream, can't I?'

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."