Hockey Visionary T-Shirts

'Okay. Tiger took care of golf. Serena did her part at Wimbeldon. That brings us to the final frontier... hockey.'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"Do me next."

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"Father would never understand me investing in things called Google and Yahoo."

Game changing

The Hockey World

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

"It's a long term goal."

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

Wishing Well

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

Third Option

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

Daimler, ChryslerSturm and Drang meeting

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

'They suit you.'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'