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'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"Do me next."

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

Game changing

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

Wishing Well

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

"It's a long term goal."

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

Daimler, ChryslerSturm and Drang meeting

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

Future site of Que Sera Sera.