Tech-savvy Beachgoer Gifts

Sign pointing to the beach and in the direction of mobile phones.

"Hey, nice Apps!"

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"Who can we call?"

Pan Extension Chord

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

Sunbathing with your PC.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Modern camping

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

'I think its being tapped.'

Scenic selfie site

Migration Music

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."