Tech-savvy Beach Bum Gifts

Renewable Energy

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

Newton's vacation

Sunbathing with your PC.

Pre-vacation-burn-out radiology reports.

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

"It's summer and kids need an outlet...an electrical outlet!"

Questions Online

'I think your pot has roasted.'

"Dan, you forgot to put on your out-of-office."

Man listens to shell by the ocean and hears options to download ocean sounds from an online store.

Father Christmas sunbathing at the South Pole.

Geek Beach

'Welcome to I shell.'

'I give it six months max!'

Man stranded on island selling coconuts. Advertises same location 14 years.

Sign pointing to the beach and in the direction of mobile phones.

"Hey, nice Apps!"

"Hold on. I need you to sign our release form."

'I hope you're prepared for the conference in Hawaii.'

'Why can't we have summer school outside...preferably at the beach?'

Great place to get my work done!'

'It always amazes me how after a long summer break...with sea, sand, margaritas on the beach and an absence of the cut and thrust of the office...'

Just In - Untreated Sewage Blobs

"Yes, you can be tracked through your iPhone. But covering your tracks won't stop it."

Penguin on a beach: 'Stop Global Warming'.

'You get the feeling its trying to communicate.'

'Welcome to the sounds of the ocean. Listen carefully as our menu options have changed. To continue in Spanish, press one now...'

Surfer.