Tech-savvy Runner Gifts

10K Text-And-Run.

'I love these computerized running shoes that do the running without you.'

"These little lights indicate heart rate, respiration, and check engine."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

"I forgot to program my smartwatch to remind me to stop running. I'm about 1,200 miles away."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

City Marathon.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Pan Extension Chord

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

"Why didn't we think of that?"

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Scenic selfie site

Rap-Nav.

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

Bike powered computer.

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

A man shoots at a drone.

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

He was under-performing so we replaced him with his Smart phone!

Questions Online

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

Young MacDonald