Tech-savvy Ocean Lover T-Shirts

'You get the feeling its trying to communicate.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Turtle Hat

Dolphin friendly tuna

Try me/try me/try me...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Privates Beach"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Pan Extension Chord

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

How Swordfish Are Born

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

A crab with a utility knife claw

Coffee shop

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

Segregated Beach

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'