Tech-savvy Ocean Lover T-Shirts

'You get the feeling its trying to communicate.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Privates Beach"

Turtle Hat

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Try me/try me/try me...

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

How Swordfish Are Born

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Coffee shop

Segregated Beach

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

A crab with a utility knife claw

Pan Extension Chord

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'