Tech Enthusiast At The Beach Prints

Sign pointing to the beach and in the direction of mobile phones.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Who can we call?"

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

Sunbathing with your PC.

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

'I like to stay connected 247.'

Rubber Ring

Champagne and Oysters

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

Questions Online

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

Renewable Energy

A robot tans himself in the sun while holding a solar panel so he can recharge.

Accident near the Pier

"It does Morton a world of good to get away for a while."

"If fishing wasn't bad enough, we now have to worry about phishing, too."

Punch and Judy - Soon to be a major motion picture.

Man listens to shell by the ocean and hears options to download ocean sounds from an online store.

"If I'm drowning in my water bed at home, will you come and save me?"

"You'll have to take my word for it. I'm not going up on the roof just to prove a point." (Seaview Guest House).

'Welcome to I shell.'

'Yeah it's very Brighton!'

"It's the last time we do a beach holiday"

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

"This is a perfect day. Nothin' can go wrong."

"When are you going to give in and buy a cell phone?"

"What harm could it do...?!?"

Man waiting to use a bathing machine