Tech-savvy Beachgoers T-Shirts

Man listens to shell by the ocean and hears options to download ocean sounds from an online store.

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

Take me to your leader. . .

Sunbathing with your PC.

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

Tycoon on beach listens to "office sounds" on CD player

Questions Online

Virtual Lap Dancing

"The source of all those mystery tweets."

Renewable Energy

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

"I'm sorry, Frank. I know it's more environmentally friendly but your new campfire program really doesn't provide the right atmopshere."

"It does Morton a world of good to get away for a while."

Moses Lost in the Desert....Year 40

Tourists and GPS

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

'Welcome to I shell.'

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the air conditioner.

'You'll have to get the kids to explain it to you — it's some new thing called the 'internet.''

'It's just that when I said 'I wish I was a babe magnet'...'

Sign pointing to the beach and in the direction of mobile phones.

"Hey, nice Apps!"

"Ambitions... to become as knowledgeable as Grandad... excluding his level of computer skills."

'He processed the words all by himself!'

Japanese tourists smiling at CCTV in art gallery.

"He's got it all figured out. Zooms his visits with one hand and has Amazon deliver the gifts with the other."

"Roy and I weren't going to have children, but then we decided we need someone for tech support as we age."

"Your cell phone isn't bugged by 'Pegasus'? You're not important enough. . . you loser!"

"Siri, lead us in song."

"There's another tree with a phone charger. Apparently, Mother Nature is adapting to our need for technology."

"Yes, you can be tracked through your iPhone. But covering your tracks won't stop it."