Tech-savvy Wanderers T-Shirts

"Your cell phone isn't bugged by 'Pegasus'? You're not important enough. . . you loser!"

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Selfie Stick

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Coffee shop

Pan Extension Chord

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Giraffe Selfie

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

Take me to your leader. . .

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

Migration Music

Astronaut Selfie.

'I think its being tapped.'

Scenic selfie site

Tarzan mobile phone