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"It's incredible!""Then why do I feel like such a hack?"

Holiday time.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Young Picasso at the Beach

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Building Sandcastles.

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

I told you not to swim out to far

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"He lives in a block of flats"

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Another nice wave.'

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard