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"It's incredible!""Then why do I feel like such a hack?"

Holiday time.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Building Sandcastles.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

I told you not to swim out to far

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"He lives in a block of flats"

'Another nice wave.'

"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard