Aqua Architect T-Shirts

Pet fish flooding the house.

He had the idea after visiting the aquarium.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Building Sandcastles.

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'So what have you been up to?'

"He lives in a block of flats"

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

Fish Food

'Don't turn the page yet - I'm not finished!'

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

"There. Six bedrooms, all with en suite, two lounges, parking for four cars and in a great location. How are you going?"

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

The dream works when the team works!

'Show off!'

'I was a lawyer for a start-up tech company, taking my pay in stock, and after they went public, I retired at age 26!'

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

A child builds a really long wall along a beach.

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

"Great idea boss! Keeps kids occupied and hooked up to a generator powers the store's lights!!"

"It's true that the basement's flooded, but it's stocked."

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

'Catfish always have the coolest houses.'

"Honey! I think the angelfish have outgrown the neon tetras!"

"Not a problem Miss: If it's too tight, I'll open it up a bit for you..."