Aquarium Keepers Gifts

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"To this day I have nightmares about ping-pong balls landing in our bowl."

Unhappy goldfish

Horror movies

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Piranhaclaus

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Pets.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

A Preschool of Fish

"I think it loves us."

'I wish I was creative'

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"Just water for me, please."

"Lap fish..."

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

'So what have you been up to?'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

'As I grow older and I reflect back on it, I'm kind of sorry we ate all the kids!'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"