Aquarium Keepers Gifts

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"To this day I have nightmares about ping-pong balls landing in our bowl."

Unhappy goldfish

Horror movies

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Piranhaclaus

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Pets.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

A Preschool of Fish

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"I think it loves us."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Just water for me, please."

"Lap fish..."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'I wish I was creative'

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

'So what have you been up to?'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

'As I grow older and I reflect back on it, I'm kind of sorry we ate all the kids!'

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