Aqua Amateur Gifts

"Tell your dad we offer adult lessons."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Diving Cat.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

"I'm addicted to water."

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

"I thought it was deeper here."

Common Dolphin

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

Fishbowl Rebellion

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

"Here he comes! Don't move."

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

Pearl Fishers

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

Water.

Aquarium Distress Call.

A Classic Goldfish Game.

Goldfish bowl leaking into the TV screen.

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'

'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'

'It's their warm inquisitive eyes I find most unnerving. . .'

'What a cool screen saver!'