Aqua Amateur T-Shirts

"Tell your dad we offer adult lessons."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Diving Cat.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Common Dolphin

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"I thought it was deeper here."

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

"I'm addicted to water."

Fishbowl Rebellion

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

"Here he comes! Don't move."

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

Pearl Fishers

Water.

A Classic Goldfish Game.

Goldfish bowl leaking into the TV screen.

Aquarium Distress Call.

"Freedom!"

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'

'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'

'It's their warm inquisitive eyes I find most unnerving. . .'

'What a cool screen saver!'