Anxious Aqua Adventurer Gifts

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

Seagiraffes

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Captain in a storm

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

Fish hunting for men.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Scuba cow"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Come out with your fins up!'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diving Cat.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...