Anxious Aqua Adventurer Mugs

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

Seagiraffes

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Bring your own inflatable.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

Lazy Octopus

Fish hunting for men.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Scuba cow"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Come out with your fins up!'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diving Cat.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Golf Clubs Underwater.