Anxiety Adventurer Mugs

"Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, panicked, wondering if I'm crawling in the wrong direction."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

Psychiatry. In total, how many years have you had math anxiety? Aaahhhh!

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

'How long have you had this extreme fear of lifts?'

Waiting room: Pins, Needles, Pins and Needles.

Neurotics in the tropics

"Do you feel we are making progress in overcoming your fears?"

"I feel like I'm not making enough progress getting over my fear of everything."

My Progress Towards Achieving My Goals

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Let's text her, she'd like that."

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"Hell: The Airport"

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"You call that worrying?"

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

"Yeah, well, we've all got baggage."

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"If only you knew. . ."

"My main worry is my anxiety."