Surprise Architect Pillows

'This isn't a surprise party. It's an intervention. Quit throwing surprise parties!'

Birthday Surprise

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'Handyman's Special'

'They were all out of roses.'

Snow Bridge.

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

"I like to stay on top of things."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

"How many surprise witnesses do you have in that little car?"

Tragedy and Material

Comedy Rule

'Mystery solved! Someone put the model of the building into the cupboard and the client took the salt cellar.'

Woman finding jack-in-a-box in her saucepan.

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

Inflated Biography

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

'Those combination sink/urinals are great.'

Shark Bomb

"You and your package tours, Harold!"

'And this is the walk-in laundry chute.'

"That's not what I meant when I asked you to put him down. Now you've gone and hurt his feelings."

Changing the dream

Be the Author

"Weren't they the people you lent the complete macrame book to?"