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Girl knocks over artists who is trying to sketch her.

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"What did Jesus order?"

Joe Biden

Kultural K9's.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Phoenix

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Mimi's final scene

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

The Thinker?

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Move, Gary."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

"Right to Romeo"

Closed for Renovation

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

Nikolay Rerih

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

"I'll level with you, Mr. Burnbaum. It's the worst case of detached irony I've ever seen!"

This is your brain on cartoons

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."