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Girl knocks over artists who is trying to sketch her.

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Phoenix

Joe Biden

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"What did Jesus order?"

Kultural K9's.

Mimi's final scene

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"Move, Gary."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"Right to Romeo"

Closed for Renovation

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

Nikolay Rerih

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

"I'll level with you, Mr. Burnbaum. It's the worst case of detached irony I've ever seen!"

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

This is your brain on cartoons

'How was your day Ma?. . .'