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Mutant Mootunes - Beyond Rabbit

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Vlad the Impala

Warrior Woman

Zombies.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"I always knew you'd come back."

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Dragon Graph

Scientist seen on loch.

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"

The Golf Gremlin.

Sea Monster

Naming that Impala

"You're awfully quiet tonight."

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

Big Boy Foot

' I like our new guide.He seems to know his way around these woods.'

'Marriage might suck the life out of our relationship.'

'Can we keep him?'

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

'Well, it was in 1990 that I started to think I didn't exist.'

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

Capitalism