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"Oh come on. Radioactive spider bite and this is all I end up with?!"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

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"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

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Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'Regular or decapitated?'

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"So much for that vintage!"

Vampire Bat

'Ooooo...I ate it too fast. Brain freeze.'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

Born of the Dead

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

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"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

"Well, your bloodwork came back very cosmopolitan."

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

Monster Horrorscopes

Tupperware Wolf

'How many times have I told you to put the strainer in the sink when you're brain washing?'