Mutant Lover Pillows

"Oh come on. Radioactive spider bite and this is all I end up with?!"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'Regular or decapitated?'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

Vampire Bat

"So much for that vintage!"

Born of the Dead

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

'Ooooo...I ate it too fast. Brain freeze.'

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

Made with 100% recycled material.

mr godzilla you need anger management

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

'How many times have I told you to put the strainer in the sink when you're brain washing?'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

'Listen up, you ghoul fools, at midnight the mummy takes off the wrappings! Heh heh - just kidding folks, but seriously...'

'Marriage might suck the life out of our relationship.'

Tupperware Wolf

Monster Horrorscopes

"Well, your bloodwork came back very cosmopolitan."