Martian Lover Pillows

'And so I say to them, mutilate a cow?! MOI?!!'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Alien Snowmen

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Alien Assumption

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Regular or decapitated?'

Vampire Bat

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

Born of the Dead

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'Careful! A spark could start a new universe.'

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

"So much for that vintage!"

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

mr godzilla you need anger management

Made with 100% recycled material.

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

'How many times have I told you to put the strainer in the sink when you're brain washing?'