Midlife Mutant Lover Pillows

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Dragon and Dragoff

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'The knights are drawing closer'

A monk illustrates a manuscript with emojis

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

"I feel like I'm persecting."

Cocooning: "I still don't understand what's so cosy about it."

'What's this I hear about you running against me?'

"Ground score!"

John Wycliffe

"I'm going to the store—do we need anything?"

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

"Mrs. Walsh? Oh, good ... you’re still alive."

"Good morning, beheaded—uh, I mean beloved."

"Have a safe trip!"

Fortune Teller looks aghast at what she shes in her crystal ball.

Mutant Mootunes - Beyond Rabbit

"If you want a real metamorphosis, try lifting, bro."

'Paradise awaits pauline Norris' man in bed with a mask on

'Be wary, my Liege, Arthur wants a round table.'

"Oh come on. Radioactive spider bite and this is all I end up with?!"

"I saw your ad on the dating site, ma'am! You're looking for an old-fashioned man, aren't you?"

Death model.

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

"Spoiler alert! You won't be needing those warm clothes."

"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."

'He's at a family reunion down in the dungeon.'