Midlife Mutant Lover Mugs

Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

ZZZZZZZ Top

Dragon and Dragoff

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'The knights are drawing closer'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

A monk illustrates a manuscript with emojis

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

"I feel like I'm persecting."

Actually, I slayed it for the castle's resale value, but don't tell her that.

Cocooning: "I still don't understand what's so cosy about it."

'What's this I hear about you running against me?'

"Ground score!"

John Wycliffe

"Mrs. Walsh? Oh, good ... you’re still alive."

Freak Accident Specialist

"I'm going to the store—do we need anything?"

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

"Good morning, beheaded—uh, I mean beloved."

"Have a safe trip!"

Fortune Teller looks aghast at what she shes in her crystal ball.

Death model.

"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."

"I saw your ad on the dating site, ma'am! You're looking for an old-fashioned man, aren't you?"

'Paradise awaits pauline Norris' man in bed with a mask on

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

'Be wary, my Liege, Arthur wants a round table.'

Mutant Mootunes - Beyond Rabbit

"Oh come on. Radioactive spider bite and this is all I end up with?!"

"If you want a real metamorphosis, try lifting, bro."

"Spoiler alert! You won't be needing those warm clothes."