Mutant Creature Lover Pillows

Replacements for Extinct Animals

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

The Elliot Ness monster.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"Which one is yours?"

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

'Regular or decapitated?'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

Born of the Dead

Vampire Bat

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

"So much for that vintage!"

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."