Prehistoric Creature Lover Pillows

Despite not being the sharpest chisel in the cave, Oogah still managed to ace his hunting and gathering test.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"What's a patent?"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

The Elliot Ness monster.

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"It's an Eyesaur."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

"Which one is yours?"

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

A were-cow.

'How's that, Umpire?'

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

"I love it!"

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

'Rest assured, this hotel is second to none in providing for all the creature comforts.'

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

"I'm sorry, Mrs. Smith, but our tests show your child is a changeling left by the fairies."

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

Love Hurts

A Centaur Taking A Shower

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

Ancient Farming Practises.