Prehistoric Animals Lover Pillows

"It's from God - a bill for 557 pterodactyls, 76 baby brontosaurs and 28 giant tapirs, payable within 30 days or we'll be extinct."

"What's a patent?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"And you'll be a man my son!"

'How's that, Umpire?'

"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"I love it!"

"I hate Neanderthals!"

Prehistoric Pirates.

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

"This trend towards gender equality is a worry."

Ancient Farming Practises.

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

"Blast from the past!"

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

'It looks like a beaver.' - News Item: Beaver ancestor lived alongside dinosaurs.

Evolution in motion: whales return to the sea.

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

Philip of Mastodon

Early career fair

'Dragonflies, amphibians, starfish.... How boring can you get?'

Ironically, the Megalodork would later be renamed and considered to be one of the most terrifying predators on planet earth.

"I'm getting bored with pre-historic planet Earth. I'm thinking of making this my last trip."

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

Raquel Welch.

"The problem is, you never know if they're ripe until you bite into one."

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

"I'm still wearing the same size I wore as a boy."