Prehistoric Animals Lover Gifts

"It's from God - a bill for 557 pterodactyls, 76 baby brontosaurs and 28 giant tapirs, payable within 30 days or we'll be extinct."

"What's a patent?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"And you'll be a man my son!"

"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

'How's that, Umpire?'

"I love it!"

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

Prehistoric Pirates.

"I hate Neanderthals!"

"This trend towards gender equality is a worry."

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

Ancient Farming Practises.

'It looks like a beaver.' - News Item: Beaver ancestor lived alongside dinosaurs.

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

Philip of Mastodon

Evolution in motion: whales return to the sea.

"Blast from the past!"

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

Early career fair

'Dragonflies, amphibians, starfish.... How boring can you get?'

"I'm getting bored with pre-historic planet Earth. I'm thinking of making this my last trip."

Ironically, the Megalodork would later be renamed and considered to be one of the most terrifying predators on planet earth.

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

'Looks like we're gonna have to work on your table manners'

"I'm still wearing the same size I wore as a boy."

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

"The problem is, you never know if they're ripe until you bite into one."