Prehistoric Animal Lover Gifts

Dinosaur and mammoths, "He says he's not receding, it's just evolution."

"What's a patent?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"And you'll be a man my son!"

'How's that, Umpire?'

"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"I love it!"

"I hate Neanderthals!"

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

Prehistoric Pirates.

"This trend towards gender equality is a worry."

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

Ancient Farming Practises.

"Blast from the past!"

'It looks like a beaver.' - News Item: Beaver ancestor lived alongside dinosaurs.

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

Philip of Mastodon

Evolution in motion: whales return to the sea.

Miss Twaddle, cancel all my appointments.

Early career fair

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

"I'm getting bored with pre-historic planet Earth. I'm thinking of making this my last trip."

Ironically, the Megalodork would later be renamed and considered to be one of the most terrifying predators on planet earth.

'Dragonflies, amphibians, starfish.... How boring can you get?'

"It's from God - a bill for 557 pterodactyls, 76 baby brontosaurs and 28 giant tapirs, payable within 30 days or we'll be extinct."

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

"I'm still wearing the same size I wore as a boy."