Prehistoric Animal Lover Gifts

Great. They've discovered sweaters. The beginning of the end for the woolly mammoth.

Dinosaur and mammoths, "He says he's not receding, it's just evolution."

"What's a patent?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

This side is the gag reel.

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"And you'll be a man my son!"

"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

'How's that, Umpire?'

"I love it!"

"I told you not to leave without taking out the garbage!"

"I hate Neanderthals!"

Prehistoric Pirates.

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

"This trend towards gender equality is a worry."

Ancient Farming Practises.

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

Philip of Mastodon

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

Evolution in motion: whales return to the sea.

"Blast from the past!"

'It looks like a beaver.' - News Item: Beaver ancestor lived alongside dinosaurs.

Miss Twaddle, cancel all my appointments.

Early career fair

"It's from God - a bill for 557 pterodactyls, 76 baby brontosaurs and 28 giant tapirs, payable within 30 days or we'll be extinct."

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

"I'm getting bored with pre-historic planet Earth. I'm thinking of making this my last trip."

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

'Dragonflies, amphibians, starfish.... How boring can you get?'

Ironically, the Megalodork would later be renamed and considered to be one of the most terrifying predators on planet earth.

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'