Prehistoric Animals Enthusiast Gifts

Philip of Mastodon

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The first car accident.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"The invention of taxidermy."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

The First Kite

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

"And you'll be a man my son!"