Prehistoric Pup Enthusiast Gifts

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Pick me!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Obedience School Graduation

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

The First Kite

Why Poodles Become Killers

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

A Change of Scene.

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Puppy.

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"Fashion Week"

Dogs in a basket

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"I see a couch."

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

And the third quarter projection