Prehistoric Pup Enthusiast Gifts

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Pick me!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

The First Kite

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Why Poodles Become Killers

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

A Change of Scene.

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

Puppy.

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"Fashion Week"

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

Dogs in a basket

"I see a couch."

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'