Prehistoric Pet Owner Gifts

'Not that one, Dad!- He's my 4-H project!'

'Good morning! Good Morning! Bring him right in!'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"What's a patent?"

The first car accident.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

The discovery of asparagus.

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Those Were The Days

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"The invention of taxidermy."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

This side is the gag reel.

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"Daddy's working from home today."

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

The First Kite

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'