Prehistoric Pet Owners Gifts

'Minnie Have you been on Daddy's couch again Have you'

"What's a patent?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

Man walking a dog is passed by a runner carrying a baby on her hip.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

"Now how did she know?"

'How's that, Umpire?'

"Oh f*ck yes. Let's make these f*ckers live for-f*cking-ever."

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'

"I love it!"

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

A Provocative image from ancient Egypt which suggests not only that dogs exist, but also that they are graciously willing to accept out primitive Earth foods.

"My one regret is not napping more."

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

'We spoil that dog.'

"Oh that's just great! You remembered how to make fire. I'm so impressed!"

Cat and Dog Fights.

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

"Objects in mirror are closer than they appear" "I love you!"

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

"Reminds me of that Claes Oldenburg sculpture we peed on in Chicago."

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

Last of the Christmas presents.