Prehistoric Pet Owners Mugs

'Minnie Have you been on Daddy's couch again Have you'

"What's a patent?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Home Sweet Home

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

Man walking a dog is passed by a runner carrying a baby on her hip.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"Oh f*ck yes. Let's make these f*ckers live for-f*cking-ever."

'How's that, Umpire?'

"Now how did she know?"

Man and dog on their hover boards.

A Provocative image from ancient Egypt which suggests not only that dogs exist, but also that they are graciously willing to accept out primitive Earth foods.

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

"I love it!"

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'

"My one regret is not napping more."

'We spoil that dog.'

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

Cat and Dog Fights.

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

Last of the Christmas presents.

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

"Objects in mirror are closer than they appear" "I love you!"

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

"Reminds me of that Claes Oldenburg sculpture we peed on in Chicago."