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Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Pick me!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

The First Kite

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Why Poodles Become Killers

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

A Change of Scene.

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

Puppy.

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"Fashion Week"

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

Dogs in a basket

"I see a couch."

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'