Prehistoric Pet Lover T-Shirts

'Early pets'

"I love it!"

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

'You can keep one, but the rest have to go.'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"What's a patent?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

This side is the gag reel.

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'How's that, Umpire?'

"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"I told you not to leave without taking out the garbage!"

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

Ancient Farming Practises.

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

Philip of Mastodon

Evolution in motion: whales return to the sea.

Miss Twaddle, cancel all my appointments.

Early career fair

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

'Dragonflies, amphibians, starfish.... How boring can you get?'

'We're going on a little vacation, and we were wondering if you folks would mind taking care of Spot.'

"It's from God - a bill for 557 pterodactyls, 76 baby brontosaurs and 28 giant tapirs, payable within 30 days or we'll be extinct."

"I believe we've entered the dark underbelly of pet ownership."

"You know, this is why we can't have nice things."

"The problem is, you never know if they're ripe until you bite into one."

"If anyone's got a plan B, now would be a good time."