Prehistoric Pet Lover T-Shirts

'Early pets'

"I love it!"

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

'You can keep one, but the rest have to go.'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"What's a patent?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"

'How's that, Umpire?'

Ancient Farming Practises.

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

Evolution in motion: whales return to the sea.

Philip of Mastodon

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

Early career fair

Miss Twaddle, cancel all my appointments.

'Dragonflies, amphibians, starfish.... How boring can you get?'

"It's from God - a bill for 557 pterodactyls, 76 baby brontosaurs and 28 giant tapirs, payable within 30 days or we'll be extinct."

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

"I believe we've entered the dark underbelly of pet ownership."

'We're going on a little vacation, and we were wondering if you folks would mind taking care of Spot.'

"The problem is, you never know if they're ripe until you bite into one."

"You know, this is why we can't have nice things."

"If anyone's got a plan B, now would be a good time."

"I'm getting sick and tired of Moog's get rick quick schemes."

Caveman to caveman: 'I just learned to walk - gimme a high five!'