Prehistoric Animal Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Dad, can you help me with my biology project? It's about prehistoric animals and you're a living fossil because you still don't have a smartphone!'

"Ever feel you're in the wrong place at the wrong time?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Zoo.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Seagiraffes

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

The first car accident.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

The Trojan Beagle.

"Tallyho!"

Cat in a flap

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"