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'Early pets'

'Dragonflies, amphibians, starfish.... How boring can you get?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Seagiraffes

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"First date hairball... awkward."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"The hyenas started it."

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Cat in a flap

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Tallyho!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

The Trojan Beagle.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Ratminton

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"