Ancient Animal Admirer T-Shirts

"And you'll be a man my son!"

'It looks like a beaver.' - News Item: Beaver ancestor lived alongside dinosaurs.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

Spring Training

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Hadrian's Wall

Bears

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

TSA Noah

"He's gone goth"

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'