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Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'

"Oh, gross! It squished a trilobite!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Archimedes statue with a lever

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Hadrian's Wall

Neptune

Trojan Hurdler.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

This side is the gag reel.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Egyptian Football

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

"And you'll be a man my son!"

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

Pompeii restoration project.

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

Romulus and Remus

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

"I get it!"

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

"I think I'm lost."

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

"Frieze!"