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'Something bothering you, Bjornson?'

"Seen enough, suckers?"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Neptune

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Trojan Hurdler.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Egyptian Football

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

Romulus and Remus

"You know I hate birthdays!"

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

Need tickets.

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?'

Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'

Greek and Roman Art: The Broken Off Bits

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"Those knuckleheads!"

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.