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"You're positive we don't need these notarized?"

Archimedes statue with a lever

Joan Hickson

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

Hadrian's Wall

Neptune

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

Romulus and Remus

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

Joseph and his coat

IMHOtep

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

Museum.

Nikolai Gogol

Dylan Thomas

Emily Dickinson

Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Hamlet.

"He never lets you forget that he had a cameo in the Old Testament."

Scary things in the museum

Greek and Roman Art: The Broken Off Bits

'There goes Archimedes with his confounded lever again.'

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

'Does that mean I don't get the raise?'