Ancient Texts Admirer Gifts

"You're positive we don't need these notarized?"

Archimedes statue with a lever

Joan Hickson

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

Neptune

Hadrian's Wall

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

Joseph and his coat

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

IMHOtep

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

Romulus and Remus

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! Wow! Identity theft is really get out of control!

Dylan Thomas

Museum.

Nikolai Gogol

Emily Dickinson

Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'

"Those knuckleheads!"

Greek and Roman Art: The Broken Off Bits

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Hamlet.

"He never lets you forget that he had a cameo in the Old Testament."

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

James Baldwin.

Scary things in the museum

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

'There goes Archimedes with his confounded lever again.'

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'