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Evolution

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Archimedes statue with a lever

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Neptune

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Jason and the Aga notes,

Egyptian Football

Phoenix

Unicorn Working From Home

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"My God! There goes middle management."

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

Naming that Impala

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Fishy tail.

Romulus and Remus

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

Beware of the Dragon

Purple Fairy

'I know what you're thinking.'

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

Baby Brunhilde

Cornucopia