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Evolution

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Archimedes statue with a lever

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Neptune

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

Phoenix

Egyptian Football

Unicorn Working From Home

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Jason and the Aga notes,

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

"My God! There goes middle management."

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

Romulus and Remus

Naming that Impala

Fishy tail.

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

'I know what you're thinking.'

Purple Fairy

Beware of the Dragon

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

Cornucopia

Euripides