Ancient Animal Admirer Gifts

"And you'll be a man my son!"

'It looks like a beaver.' - News Item: Beaver ancestor lived alongside dinosaurs.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

"He's gone goth"

Spring Training

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

TSA Noah

Bears

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

Hadrian's Wall

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.