Prehistoric Pet Enthusiast T-Shirts

"That's my spinster aunt - she lives alone with her saber-tooth cat."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Pick me!"

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Canine Companion

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"He's already getting attached to you."

Love Conquers All

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

The discovery of asparagus.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Pets.

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Those Were The Days

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

"The invention of taxidermy."

Author's Bio-diversity.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.