Prehistoric Animal Enthusiast Pillows

'Dad, can you help me with my biology project? It's about prehistoric animals and you're a living fossil because you still don't have a smartphone!'

"Ever feel you're in the wrong place at the wrong time?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Zoo.

Seagiraffes

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

The first car accident.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"The hyenas started it."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Tallyho!"

Cat in a flap

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

The Trojan Beagle.