Prehistoric Animals Enthusiast Prints

Philip of Mastodon

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The first car accident.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Those Were The Days

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"The invention of taxidermy."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"Daddy's working from home today."

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

The First Kite

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

Sober Tooth Tiger

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

"According to your resume, you've done nothing of any real significance since inventing the wheel."

"And you'll be a man my son!"

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'