Prehistoric Creature Lover Mugs

Despite not being the sharpest chisel in the cave, Oogah still managed to ace his hunting and gathering test.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"What's a patent?"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

The Elliot Ness monster.

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"It's an Eyesaur."

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

"Which one is yours?"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

A were-cow.

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

'How's that, Umpire?'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

"I'm sorry, Mrs. Smith, but our tests show your child is a changeling left by the fairies."

"I love it!"

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

'Rest assured, this hotel is second to none in providing for all the creature comforts.'

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

You looked different during our video chat.

Love Hurts

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

A Centaur Taking A Shower

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"